I personally cannot watch any of the above. There is too much of an urge in me to shake the girls in the hope that the action may cause some kind of friction among the cells and ignite their brains to regain normal working order. Not likely, but a feign hope that I have!
This week I had the privilege… or however you look at it… to spend some time with one of these stupid girls. Despite suggestions, it had nothing to do with her being American, although it did not help her much. No this girl despite being young and inexperienced and very American was just plain dumb! However, it did make for some serious entertainment in my office:
I don’t hurt them I just hit them (referring to shooting Deer in her backyard in N. California)
SG: Yeah my boyfriend made me eat a whole bowl of hummus
ME: Well they do say that humous is the reason that Israeli women have the largest breasts in the region.
SG: Oh! Maybe that’s why he made me eat it!
I don’t chew gum. I eat the whole pack
SG: I have a job on the beach
ME: But you are only here on holiday! Aren’t you going home tomorrow
SG: Yeah but I like to keep myself busy so asked the guy on the beach for a job and he got me to clean all the deck chairs.
ME: So how much you get paid?
SG: Oh he never paid me!
Is that a cucumber? (pointing at a large round avocado)
I have great judgement... I can spot a two faced person straight away! (was that before or after you noticed everyone laughing at you as opposed to with you)
Work has never been so entertaining!
Please send me any more Stupid Girl comments you have!