Sometimes a girl just needs to get out, minus a man, minus shaving her legs, minus putting on lipstick, and minus the urge to "meet someone" and just go out with the sole purpose of getting drunk and dancing their asses off! So the boys could boo hoo all they liked, but this was our night to have fun… NO MEN (or batteries) INCLUDED.
So in case you are planning a big night out this Thursday night, here is my advice to you:
- Doll yourself up (even though you are not going out to meet someone you never know who you might bump into)
- Wear sexy-comfortable shoes (there is a way to have it all!)
- Delete all 'dangerous' phone numbers (see point 4 in Don'ts)
- Lose your inhibitions (alcohol helps)
- Dance your Ass off!
- Fall over – it is an inevitable when you mix alcohol and dancing your ass off!
- Make sure you have a day of nothing planned for the following day
- Arrange to meet a friend for brunch in the morning – you'll regret it!
- Wear stilettos – you'll regret it!
- Mix your drinks – you'll regret it!
- Snog anyone – ever heard of beer goggles? You'll regret it!
- Drunk dial/ text message – you'll regret it!
And in case you wanted to know how my Thursday night went... well I managed to find me the best looking guy in Tel Aviv... he lives on Dizengoff!