Monday, May 21, 2007

Dear Anonymous

You may be wondering why I rejected your comment. You may think it is because I was offended by you branding me a “fat whiny cow”, something that I have never thought myself to be, but clearly you felt quite strongly that I am a fat whiny cow, so therefore that must be what I am, and as a result I am going to do everything in my power to embrace that fact and try to better myself… or perhaps just use it as an excuse for being a moody and rude bitch 24/7… “Sorry, no I cannot come out tonight I am a fat whiny cow!”

Anyway, the fact that I am a fat whiny cow is not the reason that I rejected your eloquently put comment. No, I rejected your comment because you are a sad and pathetic individual who hides who they are under the cloak of “Anonymous”. In truth you could be even more fat and whiny than I am, but sadly we cannot see that because you are “Anonymous”. It is funny because for the most part I associate Anonymous with being Irrelevant… I guess is it better to be something than nothing/ than irrelevant/ than anonymous… perhaps even fat and whiny.

So thank you for your comments Anonymous. You make me a better person everyday.

Channahboo (With a Perm-a-grin on her face)

2 comments:

J.P. said...

Your friend the anonymous should have been more precise, there are so many breeds of cattle like the Aberdeen Angus, Hereford, Scottish Highlanders and go on and on.
The only time a cow is specifically fat is when she is going to have a calf.

J.M said...

I am sorry,whoever anonymous is...
I do see that this blog is adressed to channahboo, she reserves the right to be as moany,whiny or any other adjective she sees fit on it! if you do not like it you reserve the right not to read it!
your comment offends me!
get a life you miserable sad git!